Longest survey ever!

My friend Jesse posted this one and I am never able to turn down a challenge:

001.What is your name: James
002. Spell your name backwards: Semaj
003. Date of birth: 1967 Jul 31
004. Male or female: Male
005. Astrological sign: Leo
006. Nicknames: Reverend; Judge
007. Occupation: Consultant
008. Height: 5'9"
009. Weight: 145 lbs
010. Hair color: black
011. Eye color: brown
012. Where were you born: Chicago, IL
013. Where do you reside now: Seattle, WA
014. Age: 38
015. Screen names: toowoonlee
016. E-mail address: councillour@yahoo.com
017. What does your screen name stand for: name on birth certificate
018. What is your lj name: aawhitewood
019. What does your lj name stand for: name of DnD character
020. Pets: goldfish collectively called Ralph
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake: none
022. Piercings: none
023. Tattoos: none
024. Shoe size: 7.5
025. Righty or lefty: righty
026. Wearing: tshirt and A&F pajama bottoms
027. Hearing: The Postal Service
028. Feeling: love
029. Eating/drinking: Thai sweet and sour/Green tea

~Guys/Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~

061. Have you ever been in love: yes
062. How many people have you said “I love you" to: many in many contexts
063. How many people have you been in REAL love with: three
064. How many people have you kissed: many
065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex: yes
066. How many people have you dated: two
067. What do you look for in a guy/girl: godly and with integrity
068. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex: if she is typical
069. What type of guy/girl do you usually go for: skater types
073. Do you have a crush right now: yes
074. If so who is it: Elijah Wood
075. Do you believe in love at first sight: yes
076. Do you remember your first love: yes
077. Who is the first person you kissed: too long ago to remember
078. Do you believe in fate: I believe in Sovereignty
079. Do you believe in soul mates: yes
080. If so do you believe you'll ever find yours: already have

~Family Stuff~

104. How many siblings do you have: 1
105. What are your parents names: Tong (Leo) and Shuet (Anne)
106. What are your sibling’s names: Emily (Fongji)
107. How many siblings does your mother have: 8
108. How many siblings does your father have: 3
109. Where are your parents from: China
110. Is your family close: Moderately
111. Does your family gets together for holidays: yes
112. Do you have a drunken uncle: no
113. Any medical problems run through your family: cancer
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee: no
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews: many
116. Are your parents divorced: no
117. Do you have stepparents: no
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family: no
120. Did some of your family come to America from another country: yes

~Music Stuff~

121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life: And Can It Be?
122. What's the most embarrassing CD you own: n/a
123. What's the best CD you own: n/a
124. What song do you absolutely hate: Insane in the Membrane
125. Do you sing in the shower: yes
126. What song reminds you of that special someone: Deep Inside of You

~Favorites~
153. Food: Chinese
154. Song: Beethoven's Choral Symphony (The 9th)
155. Show: Inside the Actor's Studio
156. School: Stanford
157. Band/singer/artist: no favorite
158. Animal: Raven
159. Outfit: none
160. Radio station: none
161. Movie: Twelve Angry Men (the original)
162. Pair of shoes: none
163. Cartoon: Family Guy
164. Actor: Elijah Wood / Matt Damon
165. Actress: none
166. Potato chip: KC Masterpiece
167. Drink: coffee
168. Soda/Pop: root beer
169. Holiday: Christmas - I love giving gifts.
170. Perfume/cologne: none
171. Pizza topping: mushrooms
172. Jello flavor: none
173. Lunch meat: roast beef
174. Card Game: poker
175. Video game: none
176. Website: Yahoo! Photos; LiveJournal; MySpace
177. Book: Asimov's Robot/Empire/Foundation epic series
178. Computer game: none
179. Number: none
180. Cereal: Crunchberries
181. Comedian: Eddie Izzard
182. Dessert: chocolate and fruit
183. Disney character: none
184. Clothing store: Banana Republic
185. Past time: reading in a coffee shop
186. Teacher: Jay Lee
187. Childhood toy: Legos
188. Carnival game/ride: none
189. Candy bar: Almond Joy or Twix
190. Magazine: Discover or Smithsonian
191. Salad dressing: Red Wine Vinagrette
192. Thing to do on the weekend: movie, dinner, gaming with friends
193. Hot drink: coffee
194. Season: winter
195. Sport to watch: American football
196. Person to talk to online: Jake or Sean

~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~

197. What color are your sheets: none
198. What color are your bedroom walls: off white
199. Do you have posters on your wall: yes
200. If so of what: movies
201. Do you have a TV in your bedroom: no
202. How many pillows are on your bed: one
203. What do you normally sleep in: pajama pants
204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: A&F pajama pants
205. What size bed do you have: n/a
206. Do you have a waterbed/bunk bed/daybed? no bed
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom: yes
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: don't recall - none in years
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals: no
211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed: one
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions: no
213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling: no
214. Do you snore: yes
215. How about drool: sometimes
216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room: yes
217. What color is the carpet in your room: mottled tan
218. What's under your bed: floor

~This or that~

219. Loser/wannabe: neither
220. Doughnuts/bagels: doughnuts
221. Day/night: night
222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: neither
223. Heaven/hell: Heaven
224. Make love/have sex: make love
225. Coffee/tea: either
226. Hamburgers/hotdogs: hamburgers
227. Rap/rock: rock
228. Britney/Christina: Britney
229. Swiss cheese/american cheese: Swiss
230. Real World/Road Rules: Real World
231. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: both
232. Silver/gold: gold
233. Nike/Adidas: either
234. McDonalds/Taco Bell: McDonalds
235. Sweet/sour: both
236. Punk/emo: neither
237. Hot/cold: cold
238. Winter/summer: winter
239. Spring/fall: fall
240. Operas/plays: plays
241. Read/watch TV: read
242. Cd's/tapes: CDs
243. Dvd's/vhs: DVDs
244. Old/new: depends
245. Shorts/skirts: shorts
246. Pink/red: red
247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: either
248. Meat/vegetables: meat
249. Mexican food/Chinese food: Chinese
250. Commercials/infomercials: commercials
251. Scary movies/comedies: comedies (esp. romantic)
252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: one piece (please have some dignity!)
253. Sandals/thongs: sandals
255. Unicorns/fairies: unicorns
256. Water/land: land
257. Sugar/spice: sugar
258. Black/white: black
259. ribbons/bows: ribbons
260. Chicken/beef: beef
261. Colored Christmas lights/regular white Christmas lights: coloured
262. Cars/trucks: cars
263. Austin Powers/James bond: Bond, James Bond
264. Popcorn/pretzels: either
265. Hip/hop: sometimes
266. Passionate kiss/peck: passionate
267. WWF wrestling/ real wrestling: real
268. Back rub/foot massage: back rub
269. Picture frames/photo albums: albums
270. Pens/pencils: pencils

~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~

271. Eminem: creative and funny
272. Virgins: well done!
273. God: It's great to know HIM personally
274. The Osbournes: never seen
275. Reality TV: mostly drivel but engaging
276. J.Lo: not seen enough to know
277. Religion: don't confuse truth with practice (bad rap from dummies)
278. Emo music: sometimes okay
279. Valentine's Day: good if you have someone
280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: comeback?
281. Homosexuals: I think I'm pretty snazzy
282. Abortion: same as murder
283. Inter-racial relationships: same people and reasons who are now against gay marriage
284. Murder: if justified it is not murder, so no, never
285. Death: does who fear it do not know the Truth
286. Obesity: not as much the disease so many claim it to be today
287. Pre-marital sex: dangerous, sometimes necessary if marriage is prohibited, but you had better have the same level of covenant commitment
288. Terrorism: a last resort for those without recourse; overused by fanatics and the wicked
289. Pornography: overly poweful due to excessive sexual repression in society
290. Fortune Tellers: rarely truly Gifted
291. Threesomes: rarely a good idea
292. Prostitution: should be legalized, taxed, regulated
293. Politics: only for the sober-minded; most folks too uneducated to discuss it
294. Country music: nice
295. George W. Bush: misunderstood by the uneducated
296. Cloning: still on the fence
297. Britney's boobs: no opinion
298. Gas prices in America: finally getting to balancing global prices

~Name Game~

What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?
299. Jack: masturbation
300. Tiffany: sorority girl
301. Ben: too many
303. Jennifer: Ms. Shen, one of the guys and brilliant
304. Nicole: Kidman
305. Amy: none
306. Adam: Jake's brother
307. Richard: cousin Lau
308. Justin: Timberlake
309. Arnold: Schwarzenegger
310. Tom: Hanks
311. Melissa: none
312. Charlotte: 's Web
313. Harold: Price (bully and friend from jr high)
314. John: Werner
315. Joel: Leuking
316. Vanessa: Redgrave
317. Michelle: none
318. Kevin: Spacey
319. Brent: frat boy name
320. Jaik: Jake
321. Billy: cowboy
322. Sarah: Michelle Gheller
323. Natalie: Portman
324. Christy: none
325. Nick: bad kid in Chicago
326. Linda: Carter (Wonder Woman)
327. Taylor: Ekena (buddy I wish was coming to UW)
328. Jessica: Fletcher
329. Jamie: crazy kid friend of Ben's and Clinton's
330. Adrian: Teh (brilliant computer user from Singapore)

~Have You Ever....~

331. Mooned anyone: no
332. Been on a diet: no
333. Been to a foreign country: yes
334. Broken a bone: yes
335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling: no
336. Swear at a teacher: no
337. Talked on instant messages: daily
338. Got in a fight: yes
339. Dated a teacher: no
340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants: no
341. Thought about killing your enemy: yes
342. Gone skinny dipping: no
343. Met another lj member in the flesh: no
344. Told a little white lie: yes
345. Told a secret you swore not to tell: no
346. Stolen anything: yes
347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid: no
348. Been on TV: yes
349. Been on the radio: yes
350. Been in a mosh pit: no
351. Been to a concert: yes
352. Dated one of your best friends: yes
353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry: yes
354. Deceived somebody close to you: yes
355. Broken the law: yes
356. Been to a rodeo: no
357. Been on a talk show: yes
358. Been on a game show: no
359. Been on an airplane: yes
360. Got to ride on a fire truck: yes
361. Came close to dying: yes
362. Cheated on a bf/gf: no
363. Gave someone a piggy back ride: yes
364. Terrorized a babysitter: no
365. Made a mud pie: no
366. Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff: no
367. Snuck out of the house at night: no
368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name: no
369. Had an eating disorder: no
370. Felt like you didn't belong: yes
371. Felt like the 3rd wheel: no
372. Smoked: no
373. Done drugs: no
374. Been arrested: yes
375. Had your tonsils removed: no
376. Gone to camp: yes
377. Won a bet: yes
378. Written a love letter: yes
379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love: yes
380. Written a love poem: yes
381. Kissed in the rain: no
382. Slow danced with someone you love: no
383. Participated in an orgy: no
384. Faked an orgasm: no
385. Stolen a kiss: no
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice: yes
387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf: no
388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love: yes
389. Gotten a speeding ticket: yes
390. Done jail time: no
391. Had to wear a uniform to work: no
392. Won a trophy: yes
393. Thrown up in public: yes
394. Bowled a perfect game: no
395. Failed/got held back: no
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school: yes
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds: no
398. Taken ballet/karate lessons: no
399. Attempted suicide: no
400. Cut yourself: accidentally many times, worst was with a cleaver while chopping through a watermelon